Cooking Skill +5 (feat. Devil Stew, Hell Edition)

Coding skill +1 (Jan-Ken-Pon of DOOM in C++)

More code from over half a decade ago!

// Jan-Ken-Pon of DOOM by Dopefish
#include <iostream>
#include <ctime>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <conio.h>

using namespace std;

void score(int iW, int iL, int iT)        // Function for writing out the score
{
    cout << "Win: " << iW << " Lost: " << iL << " Tie: " << iT << endl;
}


int main () 
{
    int iFool;        // Random start message
    int iComp;        // Computer choice
    int iPlay;        // Player choice
    int iLost;        // Lost counter
    int iWin;         // Win counter
    int iTie;         // Tie counter
    bool bGame;       // Game status
    bGame = 1;        // Game is active
    srand (time(0));  // Random seed from system clock
        

    cout << "Welcome to Jan-Ken-Pon of DOOM!" << endl;
    while (bGame == 1)
    {
        iComp = (1 + (rand() % 3));    // Comp choice on random (1=Rock, 2=Paper, 4=Scissor)
        if (iComp == 3)
        {
            iComp = 4;        // 3 is changed to 4 (Scissor) for calc purposes
        }


        iFool = (rand() % 3);        // Random start message
        switch(iFool)
        {
            case 1:
                cout << "I'll cut your throat with my scissor!\n" << endl;
                break;
            case 2:
                cout << "You'll eat my rock!\n" << endl;
                break;
            default:
                cout << "I'm going to slice you up with my paper!\n" << endl;
                break;
        }


        cout << "What are you going to do:" << endl;
        cout << "1. (Rock)\n2. (Paper)\n3. (Scissor)\n4. (Give up!)" << endl;
        cin >> iPlay;
        cout << endl;

        switch(iPlay)
        {
            case 1:
                cout << "Rock" << endl;
                break;
            case 2:
                cout << "Paper" << endl;
                break;
            case 3:
                cout << "Scissor" << endl;
                iPlay = 4;            // 3 is changed to 4 for calc purposes
                break;
            case 4:
                cout << "You run away in to the distance..." << endl;
                bGame = 0;
                break;
            default:
                cout << "That wasn't an option sucker!" << endl;
                cout << "I don't play with cheaters..." << endl;
                bGame = 0;
                break;
        }


        if (bGame == 1)
        {
            switch(iComp)
            {
                case 1:
                    cout << "Rock\n" << endl;
                    break;
                case 2:
                    cout << "Paper\n" << endl;
                    break;
                case 4:
                    cout << "Scissor\n" << endl;
                    break;
            }
        }


        iPlay = iPlay - iComp;    // Win, Tie or Loose check (1=Rock, 2=Paper, 4=Scissor)
        switch(iPlay)        
        {
            case -3:    // Rock vs Scissor
                iWin++;
                score(iWin, iLost, iTie);
                break;
            case -2:    // Paper vs Scissor
                iLost++;
                score(iWin, iLost, iTie);
                break;
            case -1:    // Rock vs Paper
                iLost++;
                score(iWin, iLost, iTie);
                break;
            case 0:        // Both picked the same
                iTie++;
                score(iWin, iLost, iTie);
                cout << "Hmm... that was strange... ";
                break;
            case 1:        // Paper vs Rock
                iWin++;
                score(iWin, iLost, iTie);
                break;
            case 2:        // Scissor vs Paper
                iWin++;
                score(iWin, iLost, iTie);
                break;
            case 3:        // Scissor vs Rock
                iLost++;
                score(iWin, iLost, iTie);
                break;
        }


    getch();
    }    // end of while loop

    return 0;

}    // end of main

Coding Skill +1 (Zombie mower in C++)

Found some code I did over half a decade ago :)

// Zombie mower by Dopefish
#include <iostream>
#include <iodos.h>
#include <conio.h>

using namespace std;

int main()
{
 dos_console();

 int zombies = 1;

 cout << "How many do you see standing on the lawn?" << endl << "> ";
 cin >> zombies;

 while (zombies > 0)
 {
  cout << zombies << " zombies left under the moon" << endl;
  cout << zombies << " zombies is going to be mown" << endl;
  cout << "If one of em' happens to be mown," << endl;
  zombies--;
  cout << "then it's only " << zombies << " left on the lawn" << endl << endl;
 }

 if (zombies < 1)
 {
  cout << zombies << " zombies left under the moon" << endl;
  cout << zombies << " zombies is going to be mown" << endl;
  cout << "There are no more zombies left to mown..." << endl;
 }

 getch();
 return(0);
}

Cooking Skill +3

Cooking Skill +0.5 - The story about the fish

Found a bowl with berries in the fridge. Open lid and see only a white fur/spores growing up. I think they were gathering strength to lift the lid themselves and escape. Oh well, let's try to eat some bread instead. Wth, molded.

Damn it to hell, I jinxed me-self! The only edible stuff in the freezer was fish. There's a reason why I hadn't eaten it already... I hate fish...

I don't even know how it's supposed to look like when it's done ó_Ò

Guess I might have overcompensated with the french fries due to my abnormal fear of fish. And the worst thing of all, it actually taste good!

Probably the best fish I've had since I ate fish sticks as a kid. Not accounting for sushi though. The small amount of fish were Alaska Pollock. Need to remember that they are edible :)

Cooking Skill +3

Cooking Skill +5

Cooking Skill +5

Cooking skill +9

Cooking skill +3

Cooking Skill +8 (Unhealthy edition)

Cooking Skill +2

Cooking Skill +3