Thursday, February 08, 2007

The Slightly Less Thirsty Man!

It's gone more than an hour now, and I couldn't take it anymore. It was calling out for me. I had to. I craved for Mountain Dew. But what would happen from taking a sip of this devil brew?

The sweet taste of citrus, pouring down through my mouth... changed something inside me... it started a biological reaction that turned me into... into.... THE SLIGHTLY LESS THIRSTY MAN!

Yes, the slightly less thirsty man, with the power of withstanding dehydration up to 5 minutes later than the average man!

Do you remember your first Mountain Dew?

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