Monday, November 21, 2005

Chuck Norris ate your neighbors

"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."

"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."

Top thirty facts about Chuck Norris

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