Uwe Boll: "Bring it on!"

Hahaha, this is absolutely marvelous. Uwe Boll finally got soo fed up with all the critiscm he's recieved that he actually told the critics to “TO PUT UP OR SHUT UP!”. He now challanges his most notorious critics to go Battle Royale with him in the boxing ring, and he will then feature the fights in his upcoming movie Postal.

"Towards the end of the filming of the “Postal” the 5 most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms. As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra / stand-in in “Postal” and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a BOXING RING to fight Uwe Boll. Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10 bout match. There will be 5 matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All 5 fights will be televised on the internet and will be covered by international press.

To be eligible you must be a critic who has posted on the internet or have written in magazines / newspapers at least two extremely negative articles in the year 2005. Critics of 2006 will not be considered. Please submit proof of your negative reviews & comments via e-mail to:

info@boll-kg.de

All challengers must be healthy males, weighing between 64 kilograms (140 lbs.) and 86 kilograms (190 lbs.). You will require to be physically examined by a doctor and sign the necessary release forms for liability, etc. You will not be paid or entitled to any residuals or fees. Your transportation & hotel costs will be covered.

Dr. Uwe Boll’s invitation to fight and / or appear in his film is extended to all his harshest critics. Roger Avary and Quentin Tarantino are among the most eligible candidates."

This sounds too much of a joke, so GameSpot went ahead and seeked confirmation for this, and it turns out, it's real. The odds are slightly in Uwe's favour, as he gets the chance to select his foes, but on the other hand, boxing against five people in only two days sounds a bit tough. No matter what the outcome will be, this is something I would definetly pay to watch for. I repeat people, this is not a drill, get in shape and box the Boll.

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